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Following Florida’s triple overtime thriller against Kentucky last Saturday, the Gators face arguably their toughest test of the season this weekend — on the road at Allllabama (Brent Musburger voice). The OTB trio of Lucas Dolengowski, Morgan Moriarty and Scott … Continue reading
Bye weeks are the worst. But you know how you make them even more painful? Schedule them early. Then lose the game before the bye. The Gators hit the trifecta this past weekend. It was only week three of the … Continue reading
“Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody’s around – nobody big, I mean – except me. And I’m standing on the edge … Continue reading
Welcome to mediocrity Gator Nation. Did you realize the Gators are 8-7 in their last 15 games? During that stretch, they are 0-6 against teams ranked in the top 25. They’ve been outscored by an average margin of 35-13 in … Continue reading
In our last post we gave you the possible “SEC on CBS” televised game. Below we give you the full 2011-2012 SEC Schedule. Copy and paste anywhere or print and post at home or office.
Well, we’ve had a few days to digest Saturday’s rancid meal. As evidenced by our predictions, we were realistic about the Gators chances in Tuscaloosa. A familiar refrain from many of us was “I hope we don’t get embarrassed.” That … Continue reading
No truth to the rumor this was John Brantley after the Gators plane landed in Gainesville. The real troubling thing is that after two games against Alabama in the past 10 months, it is blatantly obvious we aren’t in the … Continue reading
Does Tim Tebow wear Trey Burton pajamas? Was that the most unexpected legendary performance in Gator history? Before Saturday night, we’d venture to guess at least half of all Gators fans had never heard of Burton. Now, he’s likely the … Continue reading
Monster Saturday didn’t go exactly as planned. The marquee matchups and endless hype about big games produced exactly two games that were tight until the end – Shoelace Robinson’s Heisman-like performance against the Irish and Kansas’s shocker over the Wreck. … Continue reading
“It doesn’t count if it’s the tip.” That classic has been used by many a horny, drunk male on a resistant, irritated female. Well now that we are past drunken hook-ups and have settled into our once-a-week routine with our … Continue reading