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Gators fans Rock The Vote!

Gator athletic teams are doing quite well right now. The Men’s basketball team is #6 in the nation and has a chance to go to 8 straight elite eights. The seniors have a good chance to break the all time … Continue reading

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Jon Halapio’s interview with the Cleveland Browns

Former Florida offensive lineman Jon Halapio is spending the week preparing for the Senior Bowl this weekend. And while there, he was asked by the Cleveland Browns to list all the things he would do with a brick according to … Continue reading

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So Long 2013: Gator Apocalypse

It was probably after the Vanderbilt game when I first googled “how to remove a curse” and began looking for answers to what was obviously some sort of voodoo placed on the Gators. In hindsight, I should have begun my … Continue reading

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Gator Nation’s Letter to Santa

Dear Santa, How are you? Hopefully well. I imagine it is a busy time up there at the North Pole, lots of presents being finished up and wrapped for kids all around the world. Big week coming up. Have the … Continue reading

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Because Gator News is Lacking (Video)

The University of Florida and Coach Muschamp have apparently NOT decided on the next football Offensive Coordinator yet, and the lack of a bowl game has seriously grinded the Gator happenings to a halt. And to make matters worst the … Continue reading

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Dear Seminoles, Please Step on the Gators’ Throat…

Dear Florida State University Seminoles football team, You probably already know who I am, but for the one or two of you who don’t, I’m The Unsportsmanlike Gentleman. I come from a prestigious line of Unsportsmanlike Gentlemen. My full name … Continue reading

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Get a Grip: Celebrate our (Moral) Victories

After the misery of October, it has been nice to get back to winning. Two of the past three weeks, the Gators got back in the (moral) victory column. The 20-23 win over Georgia was hardly an upset, the Bulldogs … Continue reading

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Florida versus South Carolina Preview (Video)

OurTwoBits’ very own Morgan Moriarty (Twitter) along with Brandon Spierto (Twitter) preview Florida versus South Carolina. The game is at South Carolina and starts at 7pm on ESPN2.

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The Gator Grind’s Best Video Yet: Starring Marissa King

A little over 18 months ago a Gator Student Athlete website launched called “The Gator Grind” (website | twitter). The site is touted as the voice of the Gator Student Athlete, and allows for a sneak peak into their athletic lives. … Continue reading

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SOS: Save Our Season

I am an idiot. Here are my credentials. 2 career carries for 11 yards and a 2-pt conversion. 21 tackles, mostly on special teams. 0 receptions, 1 target. That’s my qualifications for what I’m about to write here, so I … Continue reading

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