Most of us have had rough endings to long nights of imbibing, but Oregon State Offensive Lineman Tyler Patrick Thomas takes the cake. According to the Associate Press, the 19 year old offensive lineman wandered naked and drunk into a stranger’s home early Sunday morning. When confronted by police, Thomas proceeded to get into a 3 point stance and lunge at police officers. He was promptly shot by two different officers with stun guns and arrested. Needless to say, Mr. Thomas has been removed from the Oregon State team this morning.
This just goes to show you, a drunk and naked Beaver is something we should all stay away from.