The ‘stache is gone. So says a random Florida Official and therefore twitter. The mustache that John Brantley was growing in honor of his high school coach and former Gator QB, Kerwin Bell is gone. Bourbon Meyer is convinced he was just letting his lip hair grow for the heck of it. Plus rumor has it that the ladies of Gainesville really liked it.
Brantley: Who wants a mustache ride?
Gainesville Co-ed: I do, I do!
German Exchange Student Co-ed: Oooh, I vant von too!
With the kick-off to the college football season less than two weeks away, Bourbon Meyer prays it gets here quickly. The story-lines have got to get better once the season starts.