Author Archives: The Franchise

Final(ly) Four

There are certain numbers that have significance to the Florida Gators and their fans. 7, 15, 22, to name a few. But in 2013-2014, the number 4 holds a special place for us. Hang with me here if you can… … Continue reading

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My Love/Hate relationship with Senior Days

I figured out why I get a little choked up at every Senior Day I attend. That day and that moment, is the culmination of years and years of sacrifice and hard work to be the best that you could … Continue reading

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SOS: Save Our Season

I am an idiot. Here are my credentials. 2 career carries for 11 yards and a 2-pt conversion. 21 tackles, mostly on special teams. 0 receptions, 1 target. That’s my qualifications for what I’m about to write here, so I … Continue reading

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The Angry Inch: An Open Letter to the Florida Lacrosse seniors

I can imagine it being the happiest you’ve ever been in your young life. For context, and better understanding for all you readers out there that don’t watch or understand Women’s College Lacrosse; imagine Jordan Reed catching an overtime touchdown pass … Continue reading

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Who’s your Heisman?

It’s that time of year again. The “Our Two Bits” staff and voters have to come to give you our 2012 Heisman Trophy Award® winner prognostication. Last year, we hit it right on the head by picking Robert Griffin III. … Continue reading

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Open Letter to Nicki Meyer

I hope this doesn’t get weird. There is potential for that, because you see… Nicki, you don’t know me. Not in the least bit. We have shared a positive “Twitter relationship” through the Our Two Bits account over the past … Continue reading

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30 for 30: Question #28- Have we ever punted on 3rd down?

Obviously, this is not a “real” question, however, think back to the last two seasons of Gator Football and let’s reflect. Be honest… by the middle of the Florida State game last year, on 3rd and 7, it crossed your … Continue reading

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30 for 30: Question #29- Was Will Muschamp secretly (or not so secretly) thrilled that Charlie Weis left Florida?

I actually am the type of guy to answer a question with a question, so here it goes: Does a bear $hit in the woods?!? The Charlie Weis Project is almost impossible to describe in real life terms. I’ve tried … Continue reading

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30 for 30 – Question #30: Who do we trust to get 3 feet?

Bourbon Meyer is going to camp! Not actual training camp, but we’re going to get ourselves into tip-top writing shape. Welcome to the first (and probably only) Bourbon Meyer “30 for 30″.  30 Questions answered in 30 Days. Back in … Continue reading

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What Buckeye fans should know about Urban Meyer

There is no punchline here. I always get a kick out of people, Gator fans or otherwise, who lean forward with anticipation at the mention of Coach Meyer’s name when we speak it. It appears they are always waiting for … Continue reading

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