Author Archives: Paul Sjoberg

Bring back the white helmets. Bring ‘em back! BAAAAACCCKKKKK!!! I want the white helmets back. Not for one game—permanently. Don’t get me wrong, I like the orange ones, but they’ve been around for 30+ years. I’ve grown somewhat tired of them. It’s time for a … Continue reading →

Holy Hashtags!!! (Or “number signs” as Coach Muschamp would say) The internet is full of bad photoshop and other poorly executed picture manipulation. It’s a trifling place with smoothed out swimsuit models and sadly designed internet memes. And apparently the … Continue reading →

Typically when you read a piece about athletes and parties it is all about popping bottles and making it rain. Not this time. OurTwoBits.com has learned that the 2nd Annual Jorge Nation Foundation White Party is about to be announced via … Continue reading →

FGCU should take note of what a proper/classy pep rally looks like. Not a single rap video or expletive uttered. Go Gators! Beat FGCU!…

If Gator fans weren’t pissed off enough about the “<expletive> the Gators” chant at FGCU’s recent student pep rally then this video alone should get them really pissed (or maybe just laughing at FGCU)… “Eagles Throw’n Alleys”…

The 2012-2013 Gator Men’s Basketball team may have peaked back in February. Our recent Elite 8 let downs (yes let downs) and the losses to Kentucky & Ole Miss in March has seemingly left many in Gator Nation lacking confidence … Continue reading →

Gator Basketball is having a heck of a year. They are 20-3 on the season, etching their 15th straight season with 20 or more wins. Erik Murphy leads the the SEC in three point shooting (49%), Patric Young leads the … Continue reading →

Billy Donovan won two National Titles (2006 & 2007), but then he flirted with the Orlando Magic, failed to land a top recruit or two (or three), had the Gators disappointingly in the NIT (2008 & 2009), and then an … Continue reading →

There is a pretty good chance that a fair amount of Gator Nation will not agree with the thesis of this article. But, that has not stopped us from posting controversial topics before (see our  Jacksonville Jaguars/Tebow piece if you need … Continue reading →